Damn it, I gotta stop second-guessing myself in the contest. I originally went with *** but then I noticed A) hardly any reviews went up on rotten tomatoes before today, and B) a former co-worker who writes reviews for entertainmentordie.com posted on Facebook that he recently saw a movie that he hated so much that it made him angry. He clearly was implying this one.
I'll check it out though. It could be a lot of fun. And since Dustin Putman hated it (half-a-star), that probably means I'll enjoy it