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Despicable Me 4

For a movie that was posited as one of 2024’s heavy hitters, Despicable Me 4 is strangely inconsequential, especially coming in the wake of the more substantive Inside Out 2. More of a “big screen cartoon” than a legitimate “animated featu...

Run Time: 1:35
U.S. Release Date: 2024-07-03
MPAA Rating: "PG"
Genre: Animation
Director: Chris Renaud, Patrick Delage
Cast: Steve Carrell, Kristen Wiig, Pierre Coffin, ...
Dinner Game, The

It must be that I just don't get French humor, or at least not of the sort that attracts French movie-goers to theaters like bugs to bright lights. Several years ago, The Visitors became one of the top homemade box office successes in French histo...

Run Time: 1:20
U.S. Release Date: 1999-06-25
MPAA Rating: "PG-13" (Profanity)
Genre: COMEDY
Director: Francis Veber
Cast: Jacques Villeret, Thierry Lhermitte, Francis Huster, ...
Dirty Deeds

Dirty Deeds boasts a passably entertaining idea that is butchered in the telling. The underlying premise offers the opportunity for some Animal House/American Pie/Revenge of the Nerds-style entertainment, but the unfunny screenplay and inadequate ...

Run Time: 1:33
U.S. Release Date: 2005-08-26
MPAA Rating: "PG-13" (Profanity, Drugs, Sexual Situations, Violence)
Genre: COMEDY
Director: David Kendall
Cast: Milo Ventimiglia, Lacey Chabert, Charles Durning, ...
District B13

District B13 is action porn. It's a series of amazingly choreographed, kinetic action sequences tied together by a laughably bad script and worse acting. Substitute sex for violence and you'd have a typical hardcore XXX feature. The director is ...

Run Time: 1:25
U.S. Release Date: 2006-06-02
MPAA Rating: "R" (Violence, Profanity)
Genre: ACTION
Director: Pierre Morel
Cast: Cyril Raffaelli, David Belle, Tony D'Amario, ...
Do the Right Thing

With the tenacity of a bulldog, Spike Lee ruthlessly and sometimes recklessly defies mainstream expectations and courts controversy with every film he releases. Some find Lee to be a fresh and powerful voice in American cinema – a man who is una...

Run Time: 2:00
U.S. Release Date: 1989-06-30
MPAA Rating: "R" (Profanity, Violence, Sexual Situations, Nudity)
Genre: DRAMA
Director: Spike Lee
Cast: Danny Aiello, Samuel L. Jackson, Joie Lee, ...
Don Jon

Don Jon is about addiction, obsession, and compulsion. It's about how the elements that drive and define our lives can impede normal, productive behavior. And, unlike a dark film like Shame, which deals with the same subject, it attacks its thesis ...

Run Time: 1:30
U.S. Release Date: 2013-09-27
MPAA Rating: "R" (Sexual Content, Nudity, Profanity)
Genre: DRAMA/COMEDY
Director: Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Cast: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Scarlett Johansson, Julianne Moore, ...
Doom

(Insert appropriate remarks about how Doom is the perfect name for this motion picture.) Although I am not averse to wasting a few hours playing computer games, I have never tried my hand at Doom. Judging by sales figures and testimonials, play...

Run Time: 1:45
U.S. Release Date: 2005-10-21
MPAA Rating: "R" (Violence, Profanity)
Genre: SCIENCE FICTION/ACTION
Director: Andrzej Bartkowiak
Cast: The Rock, Dexter Fletcher, Al Weaver, ...
Downton Abbey: A New Era

The term “fan service” is often used in association with popular genre projects: Marvel films, Star Trek, Star Wars, and the like. The two Downton Abbey films (the first, released in 2019, and its sequel, A New Era) illustrate that even Ma...

Run Time: 2:05
U.S. Release Date: 2022-05-20
MPAA Rating: "PG"
Genre: Drama
Director: Simon Curtis
Cast: Hugh Bonneville, Dominic West, Allen Leech, ...
Dracula 2000

Of all the indignities to have been visited upon Dracula during the past century (including being the "inspiration" for a cereal and a Sesame Street character, and being lampooned by Mel Brooks), none is more unsettling than what has happened...

Run Time: 1:37
U.S. Release Date: 2000-12-22
MPAA Rating: "R" (Violence, Gore, Sexual Content, Brief Nudity)
Genre: Horror
Director: Patrick Lussier
Cast: Jonny Lee Miller, Omar Epps, Sean Patrick Thomas, ...
Dracula Untold

Dracula Untold purports to relate the origin of how the world's most famous vampire became the creature we all know and fear. Unfortunately, Gary Shore's film suffers from narrative issues and problems of execution. Some of these are likely beyond ...

Run Time: 1:32
U.S. Release Date: 2014-10-10
MPAA Rating: "PG-13" (Violence, Sexual Content)
Genre: HORROR/ADVENTURE
Director: Gary Shore
Cast: Luke Evans, Sarah Gadon, Dominic Cooper, ...