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Candyman

At the time of its October 1992 release, I wrote the following about the original Candyman (which was directed by Bernard Rose based on a story by Clive Barker): “Candyman is one of the most intelligent and chilling movies to grace the scree...

Run Time: 1:31
U.S. Release Date: 2021-08-27
MPAA Rating: "R" (Violence, Gore, Profanity)
Genre: Horror
Director: Nia DaCosta
Cast: Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, Toyonah Parris, Nathan Stewart-Jarrett, ...
Canyons, The

The Canyons opens with still photographs of crumbling, disused movie theaters - multiplexes that, as recently as a decade ago, might have been bustling sites of human congress on weekends and holidays. These images have little to do with the story ...

Run Time: 1:40
U.S. Release Date: 2013-08-02
MPAA Rating: "NR" (Sexual Content, Nudity, Profanity, Violence)
Genre: DRAMA/THRILLER
Director: Paul Schrader
Cast: Lindsay Lohan, James Deen, Nolan Funk, ...
Captain America: The First Avenger

It's fair to say that superhero saturation has set in. Not many years ago, every cinematic version of a comic book protagonist's adventures was awaited with baited breath. Now, because of an unceasing and sometimes careless flood of such titles, ma...

Run Time: 2:05
U.S. Release Date: 2011-07-22
MPAA Rating: "PG-13" (Violence)
Genre: ACTION/ADVENTURE
Director: Joe Johnston
Cast: Chris Evans, Tommy Lee Jones, Hugo Weaving, ...
Cars

Thus far, Pixar has given features and voices to bugs, toys, monsters, and fish, so why not cars? Although Cars is arguably the weakest animated feature to emerge from the virtual drawing board at this successful company, it's also the best animat...

Run Time: 1:52
U.S. Release Date: 2006-06-09
MPAA Rating: "G" (Nothing Objectionable)
Genre: ANIMATED
Director: John Lasseter
Cast: (voices) Owen Wilson, Michael Keaton, John Ratzenberger, ...
Cars 2

Seen in Disney 3-D. It was bound to happen: a dud for Pixar. Making a sequel to 2006's Cars was always something of a head-scratcher. The original movie, while possessing a certain charm, was among the studio's least inspired efforts and the dea...

Run Time: 1:45
U.S. Release Date: 2011-06-24
MPAA Rating: "PG"
Genre: ANIMATED
Director: John Lasseter, Brad Lewis
Cast: (voices) Owen Wilson, Larry the Cable Guy, Michael Caine, ...
Casa de Mi Padre

Whatever Will Ferrell may or may not be, one can never accuse him of lacking balls. The decision to release Casa de Mi Padre, Ferrell's latest starring vehicle, entirely in Spanish with subtitles, will be an acid test as to whether the actor's popu...

Run Time: 1:26
U.S. Release Date: 2012-03-16
MPAA Rating: "R" (Profanity, Violence, Sexual Content, Nudity)
Genre: COMEDY
Director: Matt Piedmont
Cast: Will Ferrell, Genesis Rodriguez, Gael Garcia Bernal, ...
Casino Royale

The only James Bond story for which Albert Broccoli never obtained the rights is Casino Royale. Those are held by Charles Feldman, who, following the success of Dr. No, From Russia with Love, and Goldfinger, decided that he wanted to make his ...

Catch and Release

Catch and Release is a confused, disjointed motion picture that tries to be many things and succeeds in being none. In less than two hours (although it feels considerably longer), writer/director Susannah Grant cobbles together nearly every imagina...

Run Time: 1:51
U.S. Release Date: 2007-01-26
MPAA Rating: "PG-13" (Profanity, Sexual Situations)
Genre: DRAMA/COMEDY
Director: Susannah Grant
Cast: Jennifer Garner, Timothy Olyphant, Sam Jaeger, ...
Catch Me if You Can

Catch Me if You Can is the closest director Steven Spielberg has come to making a comedy since 1979, when his 1941 bombed at the box office. A jaunty caper movie inspired by real-life events, Catch Me if You Can never takes itself or its subjects ...

Run Time: 2:20
U.S. Release Date: 2002-12-25
MPAA Rating: "PG-13" (Profanity, Sexual Content)
Genre: COMEDY/ADVENTURE
Director: Steven Spielberg
Cast: Leonardo DeCaprio, Tom Hanks, Christopher Walken, ...
Catwoman

Without pussyfooting around, I can state that Catwoman is a catastrophe. An amalgamation of bad clichés purr-loined from other, better superhero movies (not that there are many - if any - that can be considered worse), this motion picture is an e...

Run Time: 1:44
U.S. Release Date: 2004-07-23
MPAA Rating: "PG-13" (Violence)
Genre: ACTION/ADVENTURE
Director: Pitof
Cast: Halle Berry, Benjamin Bratt, Sharon Stone, ...