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If someone was to watch clips, they might be amused (or at least entertained) but it’s a different matter to sit through the entirety of Ed Wood’s opus of ineptitude.

There’s a depressing predictability to nearly all the action scenes that saps tension and encourages boredom.

Illustrates what happens when filmmakers take a moderately interesting premise and surround it with witless writing, cringe-inducing acting, stagnant action, humor-deprived comedy, and feckless drama.

This is first and foremost a Roger Corman exploitation special and, as such, it offers all the necessary ingredients: cheesy action, laughable gore, and plenty of T&A.

"Juvenile" is too sophisticated a word to describe this dumber-than-dumb, unfunnier-than-unfunny comedy.

The biggest shock of this new movie re-imagination is that it makes the cheesy TV series seem fresh and smart by comparison.

With its grim tone and sickening content, this gruesome gore-fest is an unwatchable piece of excrement.

Run Time: 1:30
U.S. Release Date: 2019-06-21
MPAA Rating: "R" (Violence, Gore, Profanity)
Genre: Horror
Director: Lars Klevberg
Cast: Aubrey Plaza, Gabriel Bateman, Brian Tyree Henry, Tim Matheson, David Lewis, Mark Hamill

This remake is not only worse than the first film, but worse to the point of unwatchability.

When the end credits roll, it’s hard to decide whether the most appropriate feeling should be disgust, despair, or despondency.

The cliche "it's so bad, it's good" doesn't apply here. "The Star Wars Holiday Special" isn't enjoyable on any level, campy or otherwise. It's just ugly, painful, and boring.