What we’re left with is a misbegotten notion that bringing back characters long past their sell-by date is a good idea.
Exemplifies what passes for “raunchy comedy” these days: plenty of vulgarity and profanity without many accompanying laughs.
With two better versions of this story readily available, why bother with this mediocre re-telling?
An awkward and unappealing mix of mismatched parts that doesn’t generate enough laughs to make it feel like anything other than a waste of 90 minutes.
The movie is unable to overcome a shaky narrative whose increasing preposterousness ensures it’s difficult to take seriously.
Fans of the genre will be pleased, and everyone is advised to bring a package of Kleenexes to the theater.
An attempt to wed philosophical science fiction concepts with bloody horror - a dubious endeavor that somehow works.
A fresh and engaging storybook adventure that should appeal to viewers both inside and out of the core demographic.
If "Moana" seems like a throwback to the animated Disney films of the late 1980s and early 1990s, it’s not a coincidence.
As a dramatic thriller, it does what it needs to do to keep the audience involved and interested.