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Run Time: 1:26
U.S. Home Release Date: 2024-07-11
MPAA Rating: "R" (Violence, Nudity, Profanity)
Genre: Horror
Director: John Erick Dowdle
Cast: Ben Messmer, Stacy Chbosky, Ivar Brogger, Lou George, Michael Lawson, Samantha Robson

For all its skill at mimicry, it has nothing to say and no real story to tell. It’s as ephemeral as it is unpleasant – a rancid little curiosity whose impressions are easily flushed.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Run Time: 1:48
U.S. Release Date: 2016-02-05
MPAA Rating: "PG-13" (Violence)
Genre: Horror/Romance
Director: Burr Steers
Cast: Lily James, Sam Riley, Bella Heathcoate, Jack Huston, Douglas Booth, Matt Smith, Lena Headey, Charles Dance, Sally Phillips

It’s a truth universally acknowledged that a viewer in search of two hour’s quality entertainment won’t find it here.

Pitch Perfect 2

Run Time: 1:55
U.S. Release Date: 2015-05-15
MPAA Rating: "PG-13" (Profanity, Sexual Content)
Genre: Comedy/Musical
Director: Elizabeth Banks
Cast: Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Hailee Steinfeld, Brittany Snow, Skylar Astin, Birgitte Hjort Sorensen, John Michael Higgins, Elizabeth Banks

This isn't cinema; it's vaudeville.

Paranoia

Run Time: 1:41
U.S. Release Date: 2013-08-16
MPAA Rating: "PG-13" (Violence, Profanity, Sexual Content)
Genre: THRILLER
Director: Robert Luketic
Cast: Liam Hemsworth, Gary Oldman, Harrison Ford, Amber Heard, Lucas Till, Embeth Davidtz, Julian McMahon, Josh Holloway, Richard Dreyfuss

I've seen movies like this more often than I'd ...

Pink Panther 2, The

Run Time: 1:32
U.S. Release Date: 2009-02-06
MPAA Rating: "PG"
Genre: COMEDY
Director: Harald Zwart
Cast: Steve Martin, Lily Tomlin, John Cleese, Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, Yuki Matsuzaki, Alfred Molina, Andy Garcia, Emily Mortimer, Jean Reno, Jeremy Irons

I approached The Pink Panther 2 with the firm ...

Pathfinder

Run Time: 1:39
U.S. Release Date: 2007-04-13
MPAA Rating: "R" (Violence)
Genre: ACTION/ADVENTURE
Director: Marcus Nispel
Cast: Karl Urban, Russell Means, Moon Bloodgood, Clancy Brown

Pathfinder feels like one of those generic '80s ...

Perfect Stranger

Run Time: 1:32
U.S. Release Date: 2007-04-13
MPAA Rating: "R" (Profanity, Violence, Sexual Situations, Nudity)
Genre: THRILLER
Director: James Foley
Cast: Bruce Willis, Halle Berry, Giovanni Ribisi, Gary Dourdan, Nicki Aycox

What would happen if a late-night, D-grade direct-...

Punisher, The

Run Time: 2:00
U.S. Release Date: 2004-04-16
MPAA Rating: "R" (Violence, Profanity)
Genre: ACTION/ADVENTURE
Director: Jonathan Hensleigh
Cast: Thomas Jane, John Travolta, Will Patton, Laura Harring, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Ben Foster, John Pinette, Samantha Mathis, Roy Scheider

Jonathan Hensleigh's directorial debut is the ...

Psycho

Run Time: 1:48
U.S. Release Date: 1998-12-04
MPAA Rating: "R" (Violence, Nudity)
Genre: HORROR
Director: Gus Van Sant
Cast: Vince Vaughn, Julianne Moore, Viggo Mortensen, William H. Macy, Anne Heche

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